Wednesday 22 February 2012

Live Review: Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs

Most dance music acts tend to rock up on stage, all guns blazing, unleash their sets and head off. But this was far from the case. Native American headdresses, dinosaur costumes, wigged dancers and confetti cannons aggrandised the performance of Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs at Southampton’s quirky Orange Rooms.

Orlando Higginbottom, the producer and singer known professionally as TEED, has hit the industry by storm – a big bang, in fact. With a fresh outlook on dance music, a unique style of music production, and an unforgettable name; it’s no wonder the one-man-act was snapped up last year by major record label Polydor.

Following the release of breakthrough single ‘Garden’, TEED continues to be noticed across the globe. If you’re unfamiliar with the act, you’ll soon find out that his musical style is considerably hard to pin down; all adding to TEED’s appeal and notable recognition.

Anticipation, excitement, hunger and impatience brewed in the lead up to the TEED frontman’s entrance. It was a full house. There was pushing aplenty - not to mention screaming.

The moment Orlando set foot on stage, the screams were amplified. But once they faded into somewhat ‘orgasmic’ groans, the atmosphere suddenly turned.

If you’d have walked in at that precise moment, you’d have expected the worst. It seemed as if the crowd had been punched in the face by Orlando’s presence.

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What better way to make an entrance than in a multi-coloured African tribal shirt, quirk-ified with several Jurassic feathers jutting out from an oversized collar? Almost a spiritual affair, the crowd’s heart rate slowed – regardless of their Vodka Red Bull intake moments prior.

The lead in to the set saw a sterile house vibe drop, incorporating a dash of tribal influence. Heads began to bop. All eyes were mesmerised, glancing up at the wondrous Orlando - backlit by the lighting display which resembled three coffins appropriately shaped like a dinosaur claw.

With Orlando bouncing faster between laptop, drum machine and keyboard, the vibe progressed. Out came ‘Trouble’ – a 70’s pop influenced dance track.

With mindless vocals unleashed over a repetitive beat, the audience scrambled into an intensely profound state. And with the ignition of confetti cannons signalling the start of something a little filthier, each soul was hurled into action. 

Very much emblematic of TEED’s outlook on dance music, a variety of sounds, feels and vibes were incorporated into the set. Progressively and intoxicatingly powerful, it seemed even the venue couldn’t handle the atmosphere; with the speakers going up in smoke in the midst of action.

If that wasn’t enough, a quick-fix later, on came the dancers. Dressed in sexy, skin-tight dinosaur outfits, complete with chunky sequin embellished tails; they flung their bodies around like two ghetto girls on acid, grinding around on stage to the crowd’s roar. And with a change in mood, a change in persona was also in order.

From ghetto to girly, an outfit change saw them in cloaks and leotards conveniently positioned like ‘bare all’ hot pants. Flaunting a flirtatious persona, these chicks could do ‘50s housewife cheeky’ on demand. And when the music got dirtier, so did they.

The set felt like an all-out performance. Way more than you bargained for. An occasion you’d imagine going for dinner in London prior. Then lounge in some exclusive members club, before tottering up to be greeted by a man in a top hat, wooing you into spending more money.

Yet TEED’s aim is to deliver un-stereotyped, non-conventional, uncategorised dance music to people far and wide – not limited by any specific scene. And he delivered just that.

The atmosphere stirred insanity amongst the crowd; a mixture between some sort of mental hard house night and a religious gathering. Ecstatic. Reverent. Euphoric. Delirious. Orbiting around cloud nine. And when the beat dropped, you felt as if you were pushed over the moon right down onto it.

Orlando really has such radiant spirit; you just can’t help but succumb to his charisma. The out of body experience he provided was like riding a musical rollercoaster of electrical poetry. It draws you in, grips you, and refuses to let you go until the last note fades away into the nothingness of an elated audience.

Finishing the set with the heavy bass lines of ‘Sickly Child’ followed by a double-dosage of dubstep – always a winner at the end of the night – the crowd were left in a somewhat hypnotic state.

Tones echoed through your mind and sparks of musical electricity danced on your skin as you left, suspended in a state of contentment. But like waking up from an eventful night out, going over it all in your head – you soon realise that all it is now is just a long lost memory.

Sunday 12 February 2012

Enviable artwork

So I'm a fan of a hell of a lot of art. But I must admit; there are certain pieces that I wouldn't allow anywhere near the place I call 'home'. 

A lot of the time with art, it's the hidden meaning and emotions that I fall in love with. Those pieces that intrigue you, gobble you up and leave you in deep thought for ages afterwards.

But at the same time, I can't get enough of something that's just damn pretty. 

That's not to say that there's nothing behind them. There is no one way of defining artistic quality. That would be bloody boring.

So here's a couple I've had my eyes on. Screw it, I'll make space for them somewhere!

"For You Alone" by Kelly Allen.
Oil and acrylic on panel 30 x 24 inches.

Buy here
"Crusify Me Again. Again." By David Bray.
£50 - Gyclee Print, 21cm x 29cm, Limited Edition 25, Signed & Numbered.

Friday 10 February 2012

Typographic Ts! (Guys only)

Retro, classic, or joyfully weird and curiously wonderful; I've always been a fan of typography. 

Even the slightest serif can jazz up any type. So I was delighted (and also dreadfully disappointed) to come across 8teeSix's selection of typographic Ts. The issue being... I'm not a guy.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not after a sex change quite yet.

But if I were, I wouldn't think twice before purchasing the whole selection. At £20 each, made in sweatshop-free conditions and 100% cotton - it's smiles all round. 

Check 'em out:

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Tuesday 7 February 2012

Juicy swimsuits

Oh my! Never before have I seen such deliciously scrumptious swimsuits in my life. With 50s inspired prints and cuts, they are to DIE for. 

Juicy Couture have done well. So nice on the eye... yet so nasty on the wallet. Oh well! They're worth daydreaming over.



Now the above, my friends, is my all time favourite swimsuit, of... wait for it... ALL time! This is so incredibly Marilyn Monroe. 

It embodies all the characteristics that - I believe - are what women are/should be all about. Feminine, playful and down right sexy! You don't get a much more flattering swimsuit colour for olive skin either. £172 - Asos




So... that's what I thought until I found this mofo. Ooh lala! Love the cut. Love the rouch. Love the belt. Love the cherries. 

It really is a tough call between this one and the one above it. If I had the funds, I would have both - but perfection doesn't come cheap I'm afraid! £200 - Asos 



Sometimes I find skirt detailing on swimsuits can be a little childish. However, with the lovely rouch all over the suit, this is good enough to wear out (if you're a little out there, that is). 

This is more of a cut for smaller breasts, however. Those who are well equipped in that department may find a 'bulging over the top' situation occurring - oops! £182 - Asos

Cyber bullying is sick

"9 weeks [in prison] ... Well what's that?"

He's right. Nimrod Severn, a notorious cyber bullying troll, is right. 9 weeks - for hauling horrific abuse at innocent people, causing undue distress and in some cases suicide - is absolutely SOD all. 

This has all come after watching this weeks BBC Panorama - 'Hunting the Internet Bullies'. What can I say? I am absolutely sickened. 

These kinds of actions ruin peoples lives. It's just not funny. Upsetting people who you don't know, and for no reason other than for your own sickening satisfaction, is revolting. 

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Take more minor cases such as that of Cher Lloyd. Yeah, so her music isn't exactly my cup of tea. In fact, it does my head in every time it comes on the radio. 

I could think she was a fake, horrible, individual. That she's "chav scum". That her music is worse than the baby that constantly cries in the flat below me. That her face makes me gag. 

True? False? Who gives two chickens.

These are things you discuss with your friends. Fine. Acceptable. Everyone talks about everyone at the end of the day. It's a fact of life.

But harassing someones personal social networking pages to make them feel bad? To make them cry? To make them commit suicide? And then feel a sense of self-worth as a result? 
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That deserves much more than a petty 9 week prison sentence. Go die. 

Wednesday 1 February 2012

Feb fashion wish list

You could find it boring, but I'm all about black and white - with a touch of colour. Having said that, the only colours I do wear (other than in extreme circumstances) are red, blue and gold. 

Don't believe me? 

Come to my flat and find out; red and blue pop art, french style painting, red beanbag, red pillows, black cushions, white sheets. 

So don't be surprised that everything I'm N-double E-D-ing right now conforms to this. So here we are. The contents of a usual shopping spraul with a basket totalling, well, £464 - much less than usual, at least! Not that I actually buy anything, sadly :(


£20 - Loving the lace!



£25 - Simple and flattering for those with non-matchstick figures. Not too low on the leg. Would be gorge with a little red belt and the lace top (above).




£16 - Love my geometric prints.


£25 - Classic, gorgeous.



£25 - Love the zebre/heart design!


£25 - Haven't tried maxi skirts yet as I can't find them in my style, but I'm loving this one.





£30 - Simple, but flattering. Especially for big booties - where it's hard to get away with high waisted! Trousers that only dabble in the high waisted department suck. But these look perfect.



£20 - Snuggle up for all those early morning lectures.

Team any of these with:

£75 - It's all about the chunky heel, yummy.
£75 - Mega envy - same colour as my old, beloved vintage bag which broke on me!!


£55 - Who cares if you walk like an idiot? I do... But these are HOT! 



£25 - Classy stuff, but whatever you do, don't match the shoes and bag. I disapprove.



£25 - I'm a big fan of toy watches. With the addition of gold - this is LOVE :)
 
Please feel free to buy me any of these, hehe! Size 10, please?